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Half Past Dead

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This movie tells the story of criminal mastermind who has set in motion a plan to infiltrate a high-tech prison in order to persuade a death row inmate to reveal the whereabouts of $200 million worth of gold. There he encounters an undercover FBI agent who helps prosecute those who killed his wife.   
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CRITICS OF "Half Past Dead"
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Movie Metropolis
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August 16, 2008

Seagal at his most minimal, saying and doing less in this film than in practically any film he's been in. Maybe it's for the best.
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Cinema Crazed
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April 12, 2014

Low quality even for Seagal's standards.
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Time Out
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June 24, 2006

Sometimes, when you've just wasted a tenner and a perfectly good evening watching another dumb, gratuitously gun-filled, hackneyed, nonsensical action picture, don't you wish you were as thick, lazy and easily pleased as Hollywood wants you to be?
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Guardian
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March 07, 2007

A sizeable amount of the budget for this lazy film must have been spent on ammunition.
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Village Voice
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November 19, 2002

Corny, nonsensical buddy flick.
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Fat Guys at the Movies
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January 10, 2016

The tag line for Half Past Dead is "The good. The bad. And the deadly." They should have stuck with simply, "The Bad."
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Chicago Reader
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January 06, 2007

The title of this dismal action flick refers to the Seagal character's having suffered a near-death experience, though he's returned from the other side with a remarkable lack of insight.
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TheMovieReport.com
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January 29, 2009

I can't think of anything more cringe-inducing than Seagal saying, in a strained would-be ghetto accent, 'We aight.'
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Ebert & Roeper

November 18, 2002

This is so bad.
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Urban Cinefile
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October 18, 2008

What is it about Steven Seagal and three-word movie titles?
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution

January 06, 2007

Half Past Dead may be the year's funniest unintentional comedy for its inane plot, repetitive, unimaginative stunts and dreadful dialogue.
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Washington Post
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November 15, 2002

Here, common sense flies out the window, along with the hail of bullets, none of which ever seem to hit Sascha.
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