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Jupiter Ascending
CRITICS OF "Jupiter Ascending"
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June 03, 2016

'Jupiter Ascending' is a thematic cornucopia of 'Star Wars/Trek/Gate,' 'The Matrix,' 'Predator,' 'Wolf,' even 'Turbo' (the snail cartoon), and at least seven more.
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New Yorker
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February 09, 2015

The Wachowskis create a churning, swooping C.G.I. universe that's decorated to the corners of the frame without taste or imagination.
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The Atlantic
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February 06, 2015

Don't even get me started on the aliens, many of whom would have been turned away from the cantina door in Mos Eisley.
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Washington Free Beacon
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July 14, 2016

The most disappointing aspect of Jupiter Ascending is, surprisingly, its action sequences.
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Chicago Sun-Times

February 26, 2015

Where were the Guardians of the Galaxy when we needed them? If only they had prevented the disastrous atrocity that is "Jupiter Ascending" from infiltrating Earth's movie theaters before it was too late!
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May 30, 2016

The storytelling is clumsy, the characters are befuddling, and the Wachowskis' action sequences - once so graceful and thrilling - are ugly, noisy, and worst of all, boring.
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New York Magazine/Vulture
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February 06, 2015

Jupiter Ascending is inane from first frame to last - the dialogue is so clunky, I wondered if George Lucas had been brought in to do the rewrite.
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ChristyLemire.com
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February 10, 2015

A lot of people spent a lot of time and a lot of money making a lot of movie, but there's not much there.
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April 25, 2017

Despite its visual beauty, Jupiter Ascending it's more exhausting than captivating. [Full review in Spanish]
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