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Machete

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This story begins with a strong drama and a rare revenge by a federal man. That story began after it was prepared by the man he hired to assassinate a senator from Texas. Things may change completely, as a former federalist unleashed a brutal revolt to avenge his former boss, which is still controversial.
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CRITICS OF "Machete"
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Reel Film Reviews
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May 23, 2012

The end result is a disastrous waste of time that is as tedious as it is misguided...
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TheMovieReport.com
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October 13, 2013

First and foremost, this is a badass action film, with not only ever-badass Trejo doing ever-badass things, but everyone in the cast gets their badass moment.
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ReelViews
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September 06, 2010

I have nothing against films that take political stances, but an exploitation flick? It's off-putting. I'd prefer to sit back and bask in the carnage and R-rated silliness.
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Denver Post

September 03, 2010

Rodriguez plans "Machete" sequels. Here's hoping the next is sharper and cuts closer to the bone.
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We Got This Covered
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November 09, 2013

Though it starts off well, Machete becomes boring and slow towards the end as Trejo's shtick starts to feel a bit stale. Still, you'll definitely find some entertainment here.
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Time Out
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November 29, 2010

This gleefully excessive pastiche of an exploitation picture delivers everything promised by its own faux trailer.
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Georgia Straight
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February 15, 2013

Machete is the coolest revenge-driven, gore-splattered, star-studded Mexploitation flick ever!
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Detroit News
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September 03, 2010

It's basically a one-joke exercise heading toward the inevitable big battle between vigilantes and Mexicans. There's lots of gore, flesh and fun along the way, but it gets repetitious.
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Examiner.com
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September 23, 2012

Basically what we have here is a very silly exploitation film similar to what Rodriguez did with his half of "Grindhouse."
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New York Magazine/Vulture
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September 07, 2010

The movie is ham-handed, repetitive, and rhythm-less -- a mess that's uglier than its hero and nowhere near as likable.
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Hot Press
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March 11, 2016

Rodriguez and Maniquis seem to think that trashy aesthetics and a couple of meta-jokes render them brilliantly astute and self-aware film-makers, but remain oblivious to the fact that labelling something an homage doesn't necessarily make it any good.
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