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Meet the Spartans

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Xerxes is the evil king of Persia and so when he device to destroy Sparta, king Leonidas and 13 of his strapping warriors rose to safe their homeland from destruction. Their first battle had hip hop varieties which gave them strategic advantage at a narrow Thermopylae pass.
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Sin Magazine

July 22, 2008

It's not very good at all, but I did manage to laugh at some moments of sudden pratfalls and comic violence, but the talkshow reference mentality has to go!
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Movies.com
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April 04, 2011

Because this movie was written for 10-year-olds, it assumes that those 10-year-olds are the stupidest 10-year-olds alive.
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Village Voice
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January 29, 2008

I'm moving to Europe.
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NewsBlaze
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May 29, 2008

A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem, and too-much-information cascading bodily fluids galore.
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Detroit News
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January 28, 2008

It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed.
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Digital Spy
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July 14, 2011

Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.
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Entertainment Weekly
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January 30, 2008

The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.
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MovieCrypt.com
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February 10, 2009

What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive.
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Boston Globe
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January 28, 2008

It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.
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Cinema Sight
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September 03, 2008

While still not a grand work of art, Meet the Spartans improves upon the formula established in the earlier parodies of Friedberg and Seltzer.
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Slate
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January 30, 2008

This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.
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AV Club
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January 26, 2008

While there's enough comedic material there for as many as three somewhat tolerable minutes of MADtv, Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes.
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