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The Pacifier

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After a Navy SEAL fails to rescue a scientist who developed a top secret device, he is assigned to guard the man's children while searching for information on where the device may be hidden inside the house. Along the way, he must cope with rebellious teens, child care, an overbearing school official, and foreign spies also looking for it.
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Christianity Today

November 01, 2006

It's almost as if the writers got carried away with brainstorming all the funny things they could do with Vin Diesel's character.
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Cinema Crazed
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April 29, 2009

Though it does have a talented cast with occasionally charming moments, it's still bad, and brainless.
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Rolling Stone

March 10, 2005

There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.
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Movies for the Masses
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October 03, 2006

full review in Greek
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Village Voice
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March 09, 2005

[An] unintentional fascist satire.
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Common Sense Media

December 28, 2010

A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.
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Time Out
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August 16, 2007

Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep.
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Urban Cinefile
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October 18, 2008

It might have been a good career move for Diesel, who cut his teeth on high-octane action, but the script needs a lift and the direction feels lackluster.
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Entertainment Weekly
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March 09, 2005

A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud that is nevertheless shrewd enough to tweak its star, Vin Diesel, for becoming a joke in less time than it took him to become an action hero.
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Sacramento News & Review
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August 07, 2008

Diesel has amply shown his star presence already, and he may even have a flair for comedy (if Hulk Hogan did, why shouldn't he?), but he gets no chance to prove it here.
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AV Club
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September 26, 2005

At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.
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Ebert & Roeper

March 07, 2005

It's so awful. This reminds me, every once in a while on television they'll show failed sitcom pilots that never got picked up by the networks, and this has the feel of something like that.
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