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Witless Protection

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During a routine patrol in his small town, Deputy Larry Stalder intervenes when he sees a woman held against her will by four men in black. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents, and turn out again to be villians...
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ReelTalk Movie Reviews
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March 01, 2008

During the last part of this wacky comedy, it loses the amusing push-pull intimacy between its 'odd-couple' protagonists.
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Urban Cinefile
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December 20, 2008

Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this so-so comedy with Larry the Cable Guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of grander than smalltown cop
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Boston Globe
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February 25, 2008

The otherwise genial Witless Protection scrapes bottom whenever a black person or an Asian or an Arab is wheeled on for just-kiddin' laughs.
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Sacramento News & Review

February 29, 2008

From this kind of witlessness, the only protection is not to see it.
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New York Times

February 25, 2008

In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.
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Boston Phoenix
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April 23, 2009

It's sad to watch Yaphet Kotto, as the shady fed, clothesline the stereotypical Muslim motel owner who's already been threatened by Larry with a trip to Gitmo.
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AV Club
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February 25, 2008

Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.
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Sin Magazine

July 22, 2008

The movie doesn't even have the common decency to be under 90 minutes. What a bore.
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Hollywood Reporter

February 25, 2008

Makes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison.
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San Antonio Express-News

March 01, 2008

I've got an idea for Larry the Cable Guy's next dumb movie. Maybe the lowbrow bumbler with the big heart and even bigger beer gut could play, oh I don't know, a cable guy?
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Boxoffice Magazine
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February 25, 2008

It's the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle.
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Variety

February 25, 2008

One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity traning.
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