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Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Birthday: 7 June 1917, Steubenville, Ohio, USA
Birth Name: Dino Paul Crocetti
Height: 180 cm

If there had to be an image for cool, the man to fit it would be Dean Martin.Martin was born Dino Paul Crocetti in Steubenville, Ohio, to Angela (Barra) and Gaetano Alfonso Crocetti, a barber. His fat ...Show More

Dean Martin
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're Show more I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. Hide
Someone else, would have laid around, feeling sorry for himself, for a year. But Duke, he just doesn Show more Someone else, would have laid around, feeling sorry for himself, for a year. But Duke, he just doesn't know, how to be sick ... he's recuperating the hard way. He's two loud speaking guys in one. Me, when people see me, they sometimes say, 'Oh, there goes Perry Como.' But there's only one 'John Wayne', and nobody makes any mistakes about that. - On The Sons of Katie Elder (1965) Hide
I can't stand an actor or actress who tells me acting is hard work. It's easy work. Anyone who says Show more I can't stand an actor or actress who tells me acting is hard work. It's easy work. Anyone who says it isn't never had to stand on his feet all day dealing blackjack. Hide
[on Jerry Lewis] At some point, he said to himself, "I'm extraordinary, like Charles Chaplin". From Show more [on Jerry Lewis] At some point, he said to himself, "I'm extraordinary, like Charles Chaplin". From then on, nobody could tell him anything. He knew it all. Hide
On his tee-total friend Pat Boone: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sober Show more On his tee-total friend Pat Boone: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!" Hide
On Bob Hope: As a young boy, Bob didn't have much to say. He couldn't afford writers then. On Bob Hope: As a young boy, Bob didn't have much to say. He couldn't afford writers then.
On Frank Sinatra: In high school, Frank never participated in extra-curricular activities, like natu Show more On Frank Sinatra: In high school, Frank never participated in extra-curricular activities, like nature study, paintings or ceramics. Frank's hobby was a most interesting one: he was an amateur gynecologist. Hide
[on singer Eddie Fisher] The reason I drink is because, when I'm sober, I think I'm Eddie Fisher. [on singer Eddie Fisher] The reason I drink is because, when I'm sober, I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
To those who felt he joked his way through songs during concert and nightclub appearences: "You wann Show more To those who felt he joked his way through songs during concert and nightclub appearences: "You wanna hear it straight, buy the album." Hide
On Don Rickles: Don's idea of a fun evening is to show home movies of the attack on Pearl Harbor...w Show more On Don Rickles: Don's idea of a fun evening is to show home movies of the attack on Pearl Harbor...with a laugh track. Hide
Upon filing for divorce from his second wife: "I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife fil Show more Upon filing for divorce from his second wife: "I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman." Hide
Motivation is a lotta crap. Motivation is a lotta crap.
On Phyllis Diller: Phyllis is the women of about whom Picasso once said, "Somebody throw a drop clot Show more On Phyllis Diller: Phyllis is the women of about whom Picasso once said, "Somebody throw a drop cloth over that." Hide
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let 'em. That's how I got here, you know Show more If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let 'em. That's how I got here, you know. Hide
[in 1964, upon introducing The Rolling Stones on ABC TVs' "Hollywood Palace"] I've been rolled when Show more [in 1964, upon introducing The Rolling Stones on ABC TVs' "Hollywood Palace"] I've been rolled when I was stoned. Hide
On James Stewart: There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talk Show more On James Stewart: There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. Hide
[on Shirley MacLaine] Shirley, I love her, but her oars aren't touching the water these days. [on Shirley MacLaine] Shirley, I love her, but her oars aren't touching the water these days.
On Johnny Carson: Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all ov Show more On Johnny Carson: Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him. Hide
[on Frank Sinatra] When he dies, they're giving his zipper to the Smithsonian. [on Frank Sinatra] When he dies, they're giving his zipper to the Smithsonian.
I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk. I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.
On Orson Welles: What can you say about Orson Welles that Don Rickles hasn't already said about him? Show more On Orson Welles: What can you say about Orson Welles that Don Rickles hasn't already said about him?! Hide
On Milton Berle: Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show bu Show more On Milton Berle: Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent. Hide
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm Show more I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant. Hide
On Joey Bishop: Most people think of Joey Bishop as just a replacement for Johnny Carson. That's NOT Show more On Joey Bishop: Most people think of Joey Bishop as just a replacement for Johnny Carson. That's NOT true. We in show business know better: we don't think of him at ALL. Hide
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