
Frank Zappa
Birthday: 21 December 1940, Baltimore, Maryland, USA
Birth Name: Francis Vincent Zappa Jr
Height: 183 cm
Of all the qualities that typified Frank Zappa, perhaps the most striking is that he was a paradox. A workaholic perfectionist rock star who eschewed the hippie culture of the 1960s, deploring its con ...Show More

I think business is a good thing. Generals could learn a lot from corporate executives. The first ru Show more
I think business is a good thing. Generals could learn a lot from corporate executives. The first rule is, you don't kill your customers. Hide
Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny.
Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny.
[about himself] Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair Show more
[about himself] Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he's capable of anything. Hide
[During an appearance in 1986 on CNN's Crossfire (1982)] The biggest threat to America today is not Show more
[During an appearance in 1986 on CNN's Crossfire (1982)] The biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's the turning of this country into a fascist theocracy and everything that's happened during the [Ronald Reagan] Administration has put us right down that pipe! Hide
It is probably more natural to perform sex with a sea urchin than to be interviewed.
It is probably more natural to perform sex with a sea urchin than to be interviewed.
[Explaining why he felt communism was doomed to fail] People like to own things.
[Explaining why he felt communism was doomed to fail] People like to own things.
I've smoked ten marijuana cigarettes in my life. And they've given me a sore throat, a headache, and Show more
I've smoked ten marijuana cigarettes in my life. And they've given me a sore throat, a headache, and made me sleepy. I can't understand why anyone would wanna use the stuff. It seems such an impractical pastime as you can get sent to jail for it. Hide
Watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow.
Watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow.
Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwrit Show more
Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Hide
Those who are crazy enough to take the chance on spending money to make some unusual object or event Show more
Those who are crazy enough to take the chance on spending money to make some unusual object or event take place are an endangered species. Hide
[Asked to create an anti-drug abuse slogan] Speed will turn you into your parents.
[Asked to create an anti-drug abuse slogan] Speed will turn you into your parents.
Rock journalism is people who can't write, preparing stories based on interviews with people who can Show more
Rock journalism is people who can't write, preparing stories based on interviews with people who can't talk, in order to amuse people who can't read. Hide
[in the late 1980s] Religion has mostly proven to be a real-estate scam.
[in the late 1980s] Religion has mostly proven to be a real-estate scam.
I think Live Aid was the biggest cocaine money laundering scheme of all time.
I think Live Aid was the biggest cocaine money laundering scheme of all time.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the Show more
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. Hide
Some rock musicians make a bunch of money and stick it up their noses--I stick mine in my ear.
Some rock musicians make a bunch of money and stick it up their noses--I stick mine in my ear.
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your person Show more
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom. Hide
My dad was employed as a meteorologist at the Edgewood Arsenal. They made poison gas there during Wo Show more
My dad was employed as a meteorologist at the Edgewood Arsenal. They made poison gas there during World War II, so I guess it would have been the meteorologist's job to figure out which way the wind was blowing when it was time to shoot the stuff off. Hide
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Frank Zappa's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (38)
