
Larry David
Birthday: 2 July 1947, Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA
Birth Name: Lawrence Gene David
Height: 180 cm
Larry David was born on July 2, 1947 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA as Lawrence Gene David. He is a writer and producer, known for Seinfeld (1989), Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) and Clear His ...Show More

[on ever remarrying] It would be a silly thing to do. Why would I do it? Why would I want that contr Show more
[on ever remarrying] It would be a silly thing to do. Why would I do it? Why would I want that contract? I already have kids. The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. You get married, you have kids - you should plan this from the beginning. We're going to have these kids, then we'll get divorced when they're four. All right, six. Hide
I didn't cringe when I saw myself - I mean, sometimes I did, but it wasn't a big cringe-fest for me.
I didn't cringe when I saw myself - I mean, sometimes I did, but it wasn't a big cringe-fest for me.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
I couldn't be happier that President [George W. Bush] has stood up for having served in the National Show more
I couldn't be happier that President [George W. Bush] has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Hide
I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it Show more
I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. Hide
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interes Show more
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me. Hide
This notion I hear that [Woody Allen] doesn't direct, I mean, that's kind of ridiculous. He gets wha Show more
This notion I hear that [Woody Allen] doesn't direct, I mean, that's kind of ridiculous. He gets what he wants. Hide
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in Show more
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. Hide
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets an Show more
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, "That'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless". Hide
[after winning the Golden Globe for best comedy series] This is a sad day for the Golden Globes. It Show more
[after winning the Golden Globe for best comedy series] This is a sad day for the Golden Globes. It is, however, quite a good day for Larry David. I suspect the wife will be a little forthcoming tonight. Hide
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