Rita Rudner
Birthday: 17 September 1953, Miami, Florida, USA
Height: 164 cm
Rita Rudner was born on September 17, 1953 in Miami, Florida, USA. She is an actress and writer, known for Rita Rudner and 3 Potential Ex-Husbands (2012), Hollywood Squares (1998) and The Aristocrats ...Show More
If you want to break up with a man, tell him, 'I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your Show more
If you want to break up with a man, tell him, 'I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children. I want us to grow old together and be with each other forever.' Sometimes they leave skid marks. Hide
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
I wanted to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for t Show more
I wanted to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. Hide
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and Show more
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. Hide
On mothering: To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
On mothering: To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-image Show more
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. Hide
I don't swear. When I do, my husband gets out the tape recorder. Once, when I was first doing comedy Show more
I don't swear. When I do, my husband gets out the tape recorder. Once, when I was first doing comedy, there were only five people in the audience, so I did my whole act swearing every other word. All the waitresses and people at the bar ran in yelling, 'Rita's swearing! Rita's swearing! Everyone come!' Hide
Rita Rudner's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (95)
Rita Rudner'S roles
